lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

(Source: freeindie, via its-so-cheesy)

A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

image

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theosos:

gifak-net:

[video]

how do they even survive in the wild?

theosos:

gifak-net:

[video]

how do they even survive in the wild?

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setiaprenn:

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

let’s reblog this till ellen sees this and puts it on her fucking show

(Source: doncasperbate, via minnie-and-mickey-mouse)

black-australia:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

That figure is now more like 26%, with some sources saying 30%.

black-australia:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

That figure is now more like 26%, with some sources saying 30%.

A friend of mine asked me recently, was I gonna go see the new Batman movie with him. But I don’t respect the concept of Batman because of what I understand about politics now. I’mma lay it out for you: rich dude owns a corporation with state of the art equipment, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He doesn’t mess with the industrialists, or the super capitalists, or the Murdochs, or the Trumps. He really just fucks with the person that’s on the corner. Batman is a conservative’s wet dream. Fuck Batman.

Reginald D. Hunter  (via pussy-envy)

one of the main reasons I’ve never found batman a compelling hero

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dopeyourlife:

sativa vs indica

dopeyourlife:

sativa vs indica

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via its-so-cheesy)

Yesterday, I spent 60 dollars on groceries,
took the bus home,
carried both bags with two good arms back to my studio apartment
and cooked myself dinner.
You and I may have different definitions of a good day.
This week, I paid my rent and my credit card bill,
worked 60 hours between my two jobs,
only saw the sun on my cigarette breaks
and slept like a rock.
Flossed in the morning,
locked my door,
and remembered to buy eggs.
My mother is proud of me.
It is not the kind of pride she brags about at the golf course.
She doesn’t combat topics like, ”My daughter got into Yale”
with, “Oh yeah, my daughter remembered to buy eggs”
But she is proud.
See, she remembers what came before this.
The weeks where I forgot how to use my muscles,
how I would stay as silent as a thick fog for weeks.
She thought each phone call from an unknown number was the notice of my suicide.
These were the bad days.
My life was a gift that I wanted to return.
My head was a house of leaking faucets and burnt-out lightbulbs.
Depression, is a good lover.
So attentive; has this innate way of making everything about you.
And it is easy to forget that your bedroom is not the world,
That the dark shadows your pain casts is not mood-lighting.
It is easier to stay in this abusive relationship than fix the problems it has created.
Today, I slept in until 10,
cleaned every dish I own,
fought with the bank,
took care of paperwork.
You and I might have different definitions of adulthood.
I don’t work for salary, I didn’t graduate from college,
but I don’t speak for others anymore,
and I don’t regret anything I can’t genuinely apologize for.
And my mother is proud of me.
I burned down a house of depression,
I painted over murals of greyscale,
and it was hard to rewrite my life into one I wanted to live
But today, I want to live.
I didn’t salivate over sharp knives,
or envy the boy who tossed himself off the Brooklyn bridge.
I just cleaned my bathroom,
did the laundry,
called my brother.
Told him, “it was a good day.

Kait Rokowski (A Good Day)

(Source: justsingyourlifeaway, via vidreebro)

fangoriaaa:

thnksfrpanicatthedisco:

does-anything-matter:

thesearethewordsofmyholiday:

I just wanna make sure nobody forgets that this exists and it is awesome.

THE FUNNY THING IS THIS ISN’T EDITED. GERARD ACTUALLY SAT AND SUNG NA NA NA IN SIMLISH. 

THERE’S LYRICS

Sha gimme sha gimme sha
Wes a neeba
Mes ooney wada da bramya na
Es zu weeba
In a deg
In a shat
With an “X” abba zor
Nibby zor nibby zor nibby zor
Wada bin winny natty-

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Bana zun cure enay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Daba a nenetay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Wa pan eshabatay
Brabd en zerb shee-mo-nay-shun

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Pasha a nagatay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
We nasa wogatay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Win gonna sagatay
Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun
Za gimme za gimme za

Es zabsu wabu aba shab la
Wab nada zeda little braz dans
Wab neba zenny noba mas lan
Wa tinga zatlan (nananananananana)
He sifta nanny made a blascan
Prussy du was ana

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Foo noova wanatay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Back ana kannasay
A fwingsu whata say
Prow in dur sa-ca-nay-shun

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Pasha a nagatay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
We nasa wogatay
win gonna sagatay
Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun

Ewag nere, wap zow
All ze nayd in gattory nitty
Na pitta vilzin tayz their open wilpy zalms
Why dinny daggers up to leven
Itala boony bralls ab ze mittezen brats
Yak angels made bo zeon and blabbing garbage
ZEEM OUT—Rat rowaids us?
Eb zo whine nopen dorbs

Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho
Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho
But neeb zim, neeb zim wants to bly
Wabba tie wabba tie wabba tie
Wabba tie, Wabba
Za bashy gooby zaba

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Make zo apology
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Ee vada wickasay
Ab salla loratay
Tashy zurb—Boo-dee-cor-ay

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Bab naba bobatay
Was napa seepashay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Ee bapa shobbycay
Ban zee la burgindory
Bap my lair, zab and vore me bull na bin
Leb nis zurb expnode

tHIS SHOULD BE ILLEGA L IM DY IGN

(via rosewhore)

paperflower86:

From the archives of the Smithsonian Institute, on view for the first time at the exhibiton ‘Captain Amarica - the living legend and symbol of courage’, opening on Friday, July 4, 2013.

I recently visited an exhibition on war propaganda and was inspired to make some posters not only for Cap but also for Bucky, Peggy and the rest of the Howling Commandos. Some of the artists I referenced are Edward Penfield, Norman Rockwell and Joseph C. Leyendecker. Thanks to agentbartomanoff for beta-ing the slogans.

(via last-gang-in-town)

ddarkahn:

never forget

(Source: britneyaddiction, via last-gang-in-town)